Category Archives: Beast

Berth on Nantucket

Frank Sinatra brought his 21 year-old bride Mia Farrow to Nantucket in a rented yacht. My family was holidaying on that mythic isle. Mia had just finished filming ROSSEMARY’S BABY. I was 16. My love was reserved for Janet Stetson. She was the head cheerleader for my hometown’s football team. I was true, but when […]

Rolling Up the Sidewalks

I’ve been predicting the end of cars for years. My father debunks my soothsaying with the comment. “You don’t know what you’re talking about. They’ll always be cars.” In the 1930s his father drove to his patients in a sled. Only in the winter. The above picture shows the alternative to a world spanned by […]

Charlte Rampling – NIGHT PORTER

There were no good Germans. So why do Jews drive Mercedes. “Good cars by bad people.”

The Tiger Penis Restaurant / Deleted

Nothing on the interet is sacred. No ideas are original. That be said I received a note from a reader warning me to not use copied material I only added this article wth a compliment to teakwoo.com for having published it. Sorry to have lit the hair up their ass on fire. The Chinese have […]

Tiger Woods’ Girl

Back in 1979 I was working at Hurrah’s, Manhattan’s only punk disco. My girlfriend, a blonde B Model from Buffalo, was rightfully jealous of my late hours. We had met at the Romantics’ concert. Lisa was so beautiful that I abandoned by live-in girlfriend for her. She was wrong to suspect my doing the same […]