Category Archives: animals

Alligator Protection

Florida has about 1,000,000 Mesozoic inhabitants i.e. alligators and 800-1000 crocodiles. None exist on Palm Beach, except as shoes, belts, and pocketbooks for the filthy rich, however alligator attacks occur in the Sunshine State and every resident and visitor should know the proper response. First scream. Won’t scare the ‘gator, but it’ll alert people to […]

Seagulls On Laxatives

Warning: Dog Farts

It ain’t right blaming farts on the dog.

Cat Eats Dogfish

Wagging Tails

“In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money can not buy… to wit the wag of a dog’s tail” Josh Billings 19th century American humorist Photo by Stefania Fumo