Category Archives: animals

9 More Days

January 12, 2009 – 2:14 pm

Only nine more days until GW Fucking Bush leaves the White House. A goodly percentage of Americans are holding their breath, hoping that the 43rd President of the USA doesn’t succeed in staging a coup d’etat to remain in office. Many of his fellow citizens consider GW to be the worst president in history, however […]

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Polar Bear Punk

September 7, 2008 – 9:56 am

A polar bear in Nagoya Japan has developed green hair, mystifying his keepers. Only one answer comes to mind. The polar bear has gone punk. Hopefully he’ll be save from Sara Palin’s 30/30. They’re not on her endangered species list

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Moose Hunting at Dawn

September 5, 2008 – 3:46 pm

The GOP introduced their VP selection to the nation. Republican voters loved her challenge to the Barack Obama phenomena. Men everywhere are searching the internet for phony VP porno of the potential next-in-line to the White House. Can she take the 3am phone call? From what I understand the Alaska governor used to go moose […]

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Mad Dogs and Thais

August 16, 2008 – 10:48 am

A black Alsatian terrorised my suburban neighbor. DJ savaged two poodles. I had a newspaper route. DJ met me every morning and tore at my newspapers. His owner said he was harmless. The police did nothing and I hit DJ with a lead pipe wrapped in a newspaper. He was a good dog after that, […]

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Ugliest Dog in the World

August 5, 2008 – 5:28 pm

The Chinese have taken dog off the menu in Beijing. If they serving up this puppy, I can understand why. for a related article click on this URL https://www.mangozeen.com/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&post=3177

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