Category Archives: animals

Man’s Best Friend

June 23, 2009 – 1:53 pm

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. […]

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Mad Dogs Never Forget

June 12, 2009 – 10:42 pm

Michael Vicks was released by the Atlanta Falcons. He is free to play for another NFL team after serving his sentence for dog-fighting. The former All-Star has apologized to the public for his involvement in this secretive world of dog versus dog in hopes of regaining his vaulted position in the spotlights. The sports world […]

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Doggie Go Where?

May 4, 2009 – 3:02 pm

NPR reported a story about a small Chihuahua being lost after a 70mph windstorm. The owners found their pet with the help of a psychic. Poochie was in a field downwind from the point of departure. Happy endings. Not all are as in this photo about another vanished Chihuahua puppy. She vanished into the crack […]

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Be Kind to the Platypus

May 1, 2009 – 9:45 am

The Ramada Hotel bar at JFK collects interesting people. We had missed our flight to Chicago after the JetBlue steward decided my Scottish friend was hovering on the line of intoxication. Two table of Irish punks were catching a morning flight to Dallas for a show. A British FO flunky was trying to seduce my […]

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Bareback Mountain

April 21, 2009 – 1:45 pm

The Media reported that aged pop idol and boytoy collector Madonna was bucked from her horse. The 50 year-old lip-syncher claimed a paparazzi startled her stead on a Hampton NY trail. “He jumped out of the bushes.” Police assigned to the case have no comment on the matter. Someone suggested that Madonna’s injuries arose from […]

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