Category Archives: animals

Don’t Use the Camel

December 20, 2009 – 8:58 pm

A classic old joke. There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and the captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made the rounds the commander looks at the captain and says, “Wait a minute. You haven’t shown me that small blue building over there. What’s […]

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Use the Camel

December 2, 2009 – 7:54 pm

A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. “Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.” “I know, Father. […]

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Moose of the Road

November 18, 2009 – 8:57 am

Mrs Carolina 1995 and I were on a road trip. NYC-Maine. we stopped at Govonis Italian Restaurant, 521 Lost River Rd, North Woodstock, NH for a plate of veal and a couple of bottles of wine. it was biker weekend. A lot of leather. As we were fixing to leave, several of them warned, “Be […]

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Can’t A Brother Get A Break

July 30, 2009 – 7:25 pm

“I’m not black but there’s a lot of times I don’t want to be white.” Frank Zappa on HELP I’M A ROCK. White people had a hard time with Michael Jackson’s transformation to a white person. Bizarre was most of their takes. “He was so cute as a young boy.” What they don’t take into […]

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pOLICE dOGS ON cRACK

July 6, 2009 – 11:56 pm

A recent Yahoo News report extolled the policing talents of two dogs in Thailand, mentioning that the German Shepherd and Labrador serve double functions of guarding the royal family and sniffing out drugs. Jame and Richy are graduates of the Royal Thai Police school for canines. Most dogs wash out with basic commands such as […]

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