Category Archives: animals

Cheapskate Torture School

Back in the early 2000s the Abu Ghraib prison scandal shook the moral consciousness of America until the Bush administration described the systematic abuse as an isolated incident. More and more photos revealed that the routine abuse of detainees was practiced throughout every Iraqi prison by the US Military and pointed out that the Pentagon […]

The Art of War chez la Pentagon

During the Viet-Nam war some bright minds decided to inject elephants with flatulence medicine in hopes of flushing the VC out of the jungle with the pachyderms’ farts. The strategy failed to take into consideration windage and several grunt mahouts were hospitalized with severe methane poisoning ala JACKASS 2. The Pentagon attracted more schemers than […]

Missing Dog

The Eternal Struggle

“Women are always right and they are never more right then when they are wrong and you try to convince of this.” – Pascha Ray Yesterday I visited my friend Richard Sw in Brighton Beach. His Ukrainian wife had given birth to a baby girl. I brought her a gift. She couldn’t have been more […]

Ugly Sheep

Last night was moules frites night at Lola’s on Myrtle Avenue. Its owner Charlotta was a friend. We were telling jokes. None of them were clean and I loved her telling of this one. There was this cowboy named Jake who got himself fired from his job at the ranch. He was out of work […]