Category Archives: america

Da Granite State

The fall foliage has fallen to the colding ground of Dixville Notch. The mountain resort earned the attention of the nation by casting the first votes for the 2012 ecltion. Voting in the remote hamlet resulted a tie for President Obama and Mitt Romney, however down south in Crawford Notch the imcumbent scored a landslide […]

Da Election 2012

President Obama has been leading America since January 2009. He inherited two unfinanced laws, a tax code exempting the very very rich from a fair share of taxes, and an fractured Congress and Surpreme Court. His term disappointed those that hope for better and satisfied those praying for the worst, yet the Union of 50 […]

7/11 Uprising

Slave uprisings was a great fear of the pre-bellum South. Plantation masters were vigilant against any uppityness from their workers. Instigators were severely punished by the overseers with whippings, brandings, and hangings, yet three major armed insurrections occurred in the early 1800s with the goal of fleeing the Deep South for Haiti, which had successfully […]

Rich And Poor – Josh Billings

“About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.” Josh Billings – American Humorist

ROOFIE THE GOP

This evening find the strongest prescription sedative in your medicine cabinet. Take out several pills and call up a GOP friend. Invite for a drink. Crush the pills into a powder. Meet your Republican friend at a bar. Slip him a Mickey. Preferably oxycontin. It’s Russ Limbaugh’s drug of choice. He’ll have a good night’s […]