Category Archives: 2010s

Dropping Like Flies

May 26, 2011 – 7:23 pm

The GOP regained control of the House of Representatives in 2010. White men were pissed off that the modern world had turned out nothing like the promise of THE JETSONS. Cock-hating women had positions of power and the President of the United States was a nigger. Silenced by the forces of political anal retentiveness the […]

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$25,000,000 Dead or Alive

May 25, 2011 – 7:42 pm

My family has suspected me of working for the CIA ever since I moved to France in the 1980s. Friends have announced accusations of my association with ‘the Company’ at parties and dinners. Everyone gets a good laugh out of matching my absence from America with dubious espionage misadventures. I have denied any ties to […]

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Blue Angel Madness

May 24, 2011 – 8:23 pm

Everyone hates Mondays. It’s the first day of the work week and I rode the F train from Brooklyn with shudders of trepidation. My boss Richie Boy had been especially abusive on Friday. We have been friends for decades, but he is no long who he was, since he wants to be someone else. Rich, […]

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Macho Man Drop-Elbow on Jesus

May 24, 2011 – 7:21 pm

The night of the predicted Armageddon atheists set off fireworks down by Red Hook. May 21 had come and gone without the Messiah of the Christians showing his face. I didn’t see much cause for celebration. Those fanatics are mostly trouble-makers and shit-stirrers, but AP, my landlord, Alaska Jack, and I raised our glasses on […]

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May 21 2011 minus 1

May 20, 2011 – 9:27 pm

Sex, drugs, rampant homosexuality, godlessness have earned the wrath of God. HE has a heavy hand, but His Son seeks salvation for the righteous and tomorrow the minions of Jesus will rescue the ‘good’ from this Earth. Next stop for the true believers will be heaven, where they will worship the Big G for the […]

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