A recent Michigan high court ruling about a man selling Oxycontin 
to a waitress for sexual favors caused the dealer to be charged with adultery under an obscure law decreeing that a person is guilty of a first class felony whenever sexual penetration occurs during the commission of other crimes.
In other words what goes on behind closed doors in hotels in now a crime against the state as well as God.
Even if consensual.
And that considering that more American women are single rather than with some either in the state of holy matrimony or sin. Their loneliness is breeding crime. Adultery. What commandment is it? And don’t they stone offenders in Saudi Arabia for the same crime?
Thankfully Milt Romney is running for President and as a polygamous religionist he will lead the country in the right direction.
Women will never be lonely again and they can have sex in the back seat of SUVs.
Thankfully Bill Clinton wiped oral sex off the books.
On another note
Russ Limbaugh was arrested for possession on Oxys after a private jet flight from Santo Domingo. To me that said SEX TRIP, but he was forgiven his sins by the right-wing overweight males driving SUVs supporting the terrorists.
Sin is only sin when you remember your commandments.