Good News for overweight Americans. Researchers at the Salk Institute have developed two drugs which have increased fat mice’s endurance without exercise and they have found two drugs that do wonders for the athletic endurance of couch potato mice. The scientists are almost 100% positive that the drugs’ benefits might be applicable to humans seeking athletic prowess without any effort if proven safe for consumption.
Potato chips are FDA-approved, so what’s the hold up on these drug-gyms to lard-asses throughout America?
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