The Concession Speech of FDTrump

The pollster and mainstream media predicted a sweeping victory for Joseph Biden, however on November 2, 2020 the supporters of FDTrump turned out in record numbers to win the Florida and Ohio electoral votes. I stay up late and watched the counts from Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania teeter-totter between the two candidates. FDTrump was outraged by CNN and Fox News declaring his opponent the victor in two of those swing states.

He appeared before a wall of American flags and lambasted the call.

“Good evening. I’d like to provide the American people with an update on our efforts to protect the integrity of our very important 2020 election. If you count the legal votes, I easily win. If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us. If you count the votes that came in late — we’re looking at them very strongly. But a lot of votes came in late.

I’ve already decisively won many critical states, including massive victories in Florida, Iowa, Indiana, Ohio, to name just a few. We won these and many other victories despite historic election interference from big media, big money, and big tech.

As everybody saw, we won by historic numbers. And the pollsters got it knowingly wrong. They got it knowingly wrong. We had polls that were so ridiculous, and everybody knew that at the time. There was no blue wave that they predicted. They thought there was going to be a big blue wave; that was false. That was done for suppression reasons. But instead, there was a big red wave.

A friend phoned to admit his fear that FDTrump might win the election.

“Don’t worry. He just gave his concession speech.”

“Concession speech? He’ll fight all the way to the Supreme Court.”

“Let him. The GOP might have the numbers there, but the Constitution is the Constitution and they stole the 2020 election and maybe the 2016 one too, but this is our time. Fuck Donald Trump and his family and his sore loser speech.”

“I hope you’re right.”

“But I have to give it to him. He got out the vote, but Biden got out more. In the end Fatso will have to leave the White House. PS check the silverware.”

My friend hung up and I poured a tall glass of wine.

Chardonnay.

In vino veritas or as rapper YG sang in 2016, “Fuck Donald Trump.”

It’s # 1 with a bullet in 2020.

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