According to themoderatevoice.com the world record for longest consecutive peeing sessions is 508 seconds, which is almost eight-and-a-half minutes, while it takes the typical person only 20 seconds to finish their flow. The longest distance a person has ever peed was by Joey Wallace of Arizona who reached his stream 14 feet and one inch.
At 64 I’m happy to not wet my pants.
Some people are just professionals.
The rest of us should remain in the audience.
Or go inside the house to relieve ourselves in private.
Not everyone has to be in the show.
Except for Donald Trump.
The President likes pee on he.
