Monthly Archives: December 2024

Bible Reading Stripper Pool Party – 1995

Scottie Taylor Joel Bernard and me in LA BBQ for a Strip Club in North Hollywood 1995 Easterners – New York City, Haiti, New England imported for color. The months I was in LA, I never heard a joke or a good story, but the three of us had a good time. Scottie and I […]

WOMEN’S ENGLISH / MEN’S ENGLISH

From 2011 from Nick the Wanker, but as useful now as it was then Women beware WOMEN’S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need to talk = You’re in trouble Sure, go ahead = You better not Do what […]

Doctor Mai Pen Rai

From 2009 This interview with the renown Thai Doctor of health, Khun Mai Pen Rai, comes to mangozeen thanks to its London correspondent, Nick the Wanker. Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? คุณ หมอครับ ผมเคยได้ยินว่าการออกกำลังแบบคาร์ดิโอ (ออกแบบเหือกๆ แบบหนักๆ ต่อเนื่องๆ เหงื่อซกๆๆๆ) สามารถทำให้ชีวิตยืนยาวขึ้นได้จริงไหมครับ A: Your heart is only good for so […]

Italians To Go

If I could click my heels and be anywhere in the USA, my # 1 destination would be Watchic Lake in Maine. My grandfather and his friends dammed a stream at Watchic’s western end to create a lake by building a dam in the 1920s. He built a log cabin for his family and I’ve […]

Kicking Off The New Year

After New Year’s Day of 2008 my ‘wife’ packed the car with Angie, Champoo, and her fat sister for the return drive to Chai-nat. Her week stay for Xmas had been torture. My every word was ignored with visible disdain. She told my daughter that I was a worthless drunk. Angie and I celebrated her […]