Published on: Aug 14, 2014
A Chicago-based writer commented on my entry entitled JEW CANOE.
Cancer Bitch said…
Thanks a lot for contributing to the anti-Semitic stereotype of the cheap Jew.
I responded, “No worries, glad to be of service, but you’re sloshing the paint in the wrong direction. Some of my best friends are Semites.”
I wondered how she found this story and Googled ‘jew canoe’.
Damn, I was # 2 after Urban Dictionary: jew canoe
My opening line was “In the 50s crackers from the South christened a Cadillac with New York plates passing through Dixie as the ‘Jew Canoe’.”
Having spent years as the Shabbas Goy in New York, cancer bitch # 1s me with an anti-semite appellation.
Maybe a schnorrer or a sheygutz, but anti-Semite never.
But then the Semite race includes Akkadians, Arabs, Aramaics, Ethiopians, Hebrews, and Phoenicians.
ps The word for anti-semite in Yiddish is antis emit or אַנטיסעמיט.
Sie gesund.