A Lone White Male From Hawaii

Yesterday a lone gunman hid behind a fence obscured by vines at a West Palm Beach golf course owned by Donald Trump, who still considers himself the 2020 president-elect. His hiding place was on the fifteh green.

According to the Secret Service, who were protecting Donald Trump playing a morning round of golf, an agent spotted shooter was spotted a rifle muzzle poking theough the bushes. Shots were fired an a white male fled the scene and escaped in an SUV leaving behind a SKS semiautomatic rifle, basically an AK 47 equipped with a sniper scope. 45 minutes later police stopped the vehicle and the man surrendered without any further gunplay. The 58 year old white male was taken into federal custody and arraigned on various charges. No bail was set at this time.

My sister called this morning to ask my take on this incident, knowing my predilection for conspiracies.

“Inside Secret Service job. Trump is facing prison time. if he goes to prison, the Secret Service agents will have setve shifts with him and none if them want that job. Si they are purposely telaxing their vigilance ”

“I knew I could count on you for an off the wall explanation. Thanks.”

Of course none of explainhed the financing of the shooter’s trip from Hawaii to West Palm Beach, but Ryan Routh has reported a monthly income of $3000. Details are still to be constructed to declarify everything, but Vice Presidential candidate Vance said, “But you know, the big difference between conservatives and liberals is that we have — no one has tried to kill Kamala Harris in the last couple of months, and two people now have tried to kill Donald Trump in the last couple of months.”

GOP 2 – Dems – 0.

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