Staying with Latin.
Sitting at home with a bottle of wine.
Non veritas
Not true.
Solo madidus
In vino madidus
Soaked in wine.
A paraphrase of Julius Caesar’s classic ‘veni, vedi, vinci’ or ‘I came, I saw, I conquered.’
Veni, vedi, madidus means I came I drank I fell over.
We’ve all been Classical Latin at some time.