Set fire to a historical cathedral.
Get entombed in the catacombs
Die of boredom waiting in line for the Louvre.
Pay a wanker in a beret to paint an unflattering caricature of you.
Surrender to an invading force without shot being fired.
Protest the rigors of a thirty
-hour work wee.
Enjoy local delicacies like snails, frog legs and horse meat.
Get caught jerking off to The Thinker at the Rodin museum.
Put a padlock on the Pont des Arts with your initials and those of your soon to be ex-wife.
Crash your Mercedes in a tunnel