Cave Women Of The Ice Age

# 1 has to be Raquel Welch from 1,000,000 BC.

Blonde.

Great Hair.

And no dirt.

This female humanoid is the darling of the anthropologists.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer Lorna the Fair One.

Or Carole Landis from 1,000,000 BC (1940)

Then there is Darryl Hannah from CLAN OF THE CAVE BEAR.

We smoked weed in Jamaica.

Finally Rae Dawn Chong in Paris.

In the winter of 1985 I met the star of QUEST FOR FIRE in Paris. I didn’t go home with her, because I was faithful to a junkie blonde aristocrat and I was leaving for New York in the morning.

I was a fool.

At my flat off the Grand Boulevard Mirabelle and I huffed Persian Brown and crashed on my bed with the window open. I woke in the afternoon at 2pm, which was when my flight was taking off for the USA. I reached over to the skinny blonde. She was as cold as a corpse and I suddenly aroused by being in bed with a dead woman, then she drew a breath.

Alive and a fool.

But then what can Homo Sapiens expect from a Neanderthal?

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