This time of year brings out the best of people, but not necessarily the best out of Santas.
Some drink too much and end up in alleys after selling their outfits in a crack den.
Others are arrested for holiday heresy.
Indecent exposure.
And they get nailed to the cross by holiday buzzkills.
Like the filthy police.
No one knows how to ruin the Holidays better than the NYPD.