This photo of Al Franken mock-groping Leeann Tweeden on a C-4 to Iraq has convicted the Minnesota senator of sexual harassment and I have to admit to the same behavior.
Noi Khang and I had been friend for over ten years in Pattaya.
I remembered her being thin,
Noi had a good appetite.
Like most Thais.
And recently I had to ask myself if I had sexual harassed her.
She was still working Soi 6.
I asked her Paypal account.
She was still a working girl.
“Is it busy?”
“Yeah, แน่น.”
You mean naaen? No. Not have farang.” She ran down the litany of ills of the times.
Basically the rich have money and we are all slaves.
“I have a question.”
“Farang have many questions. Not like answers.”
Most men don’t, but did I ever guean jai khun.”
“You?”
“Yes.”
“What Thai people like most?”
It was an easy answer.”
“Sanuk.”
“And the love of a elephant.”
“Not tonight.”
Not gra san.”
Lust.
“I love you as a friend.”
“Phom lak khun samur.”
Forever.
I thanked Noi.
I know nothing more than the clean waters of Samui in 1990.
The purity of life and women are life.
Albeit we are the seed.
This photo of Al Franken mock-groping Leeann Tweeden on a C-4 to Iraq has convicted the Minnesota senator of sexual harassment. A New Yor Tims opinion writer demanded his resignation. Do I think his behavior was off the mark?
100% yes, but I have to reflect on my past.
Noi Khang and I had been friend for over ten years in Pattaya.
I remembered her being thin,
Noi had a good appetite.
Like most Thais.
And recently I had to ask myself if I had sexual harassed her.
She was still working Soi 6.
I asked her Paypal account.
She was still a working girl.
“Is it busy?”
“Yeah, แน่น.”
You mean naaen? No. Not have farang.” She ran down the litany of ills of the times.
Basically the rich have money and we are all slaves.
“I have a question.”
“Farang have many questions. Not like answers.”
Most men don’t, but did I ever guean jai khun.”
“You?”
“Yes.”
“What Thai people like most?”
It was an easy answer.”
“Sanuk.”
“And the love of a elephant.”
“Not tonight.”
Not gra san.”
Lust.
“I love you as a friend.”
“Phom lak khun samur.”
Forever.
I thanked Noi.
I know nothing more than the clean waters of Samui in 1990.
The purity of life and women are life.
Albeit we are the seed.
ps Elephants are not monogamous, but given the change Noi would be.
But Al Franken is still a shit.
But better him than 45.
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