The GOP and Democrats have found their candidates for the 2016 Presidential Election.

Donald Trump has won the hearts and minds of white voters who recognize that they have been left behind in the New America.

Hillary Clinton scored big with women wanting to see a woman in the Oval Office.

I can vote for neither candidate.

Donald Trump has a KKK pedigree through his father.

The frontman for the TV Reality Show THE APPRENTICE has the geo-political savvy of most white Americans, although he has traveled to his golf course in Scotland and his wives have come from the Czech Republic, Slovenia, and the USA. A man in his position only has one way to see the world which is through his wives.

Especially the latest.

Melania

She is almost as beautiful as a Thai Ladyboy.

But not ladyboy Karn.

Hillary Clinton is certainly more knowledgeable and talented than her GOP opponent.

She has been Secretary of State and a US Senator.

Unfortunately her close ties to the banks and a vote for the Iraq War exclude her from the ranks of progressives.

Plus those pant suits are so pastel Chairman Mao.

I don’t mind how she eats a hot dog. I don’t like mustard on my pant suits either. Hillary also has been known to knock back wine and harder liquor.

Donald Trump has no history of drinking and I don’t trust any other who isn’t a Muslim who doesn’t drink.

Hillary would be more appealing as a bull dyke.

I would love to see her steal Melania from Donald.

But that might have already happened in the past.

After all they are such good friends.

Bill’s certainly isn’t dressed for the occasion or else Donald is over-dressed.

Probably a little of both.