Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
The teacher asked ‘ How much is 2 x 3,’ I said “6,'” replies TONY.
“But that’s right!” says his dad.
“Yeah, but then she asked me ‘ How much is 3 x 2?'”
“What’s the fucking difference ?” asks the father.
“That’s what I said!”