Monthly Archives: March 2016

Party Rules for Youth

March 10, 2016 – 2:45 pm

My friend’s son is having a graduation party this weekend. Somehow I got invited via Facebook. I RSVPed ‘yes’ then checked the guests. Everyone is under 20. I’m three times that age, so I’m in the process of disinviting myself. Swine Flu Fever is a good excuse. Check out this rules of partying list. Official […]

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SINKING SHIP by Peter Nolan Smith

March 10, 2016 – 11:53 am

Snobbery is an art in the Hamptons based on proximity to the City. Most of my friends have summer places in Easthampton and Montauk, but a few ignored the elite sneers in favor of a shorter drive back home to Manhattan. Last summer Richie Boy and I stopped in Westhampton to show a large diamond […]

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Thai Fatale

March 9, 2016 – 9:54 pm

Some stupid motherfuckers at ONION thought it was hilarious to sell a tee-shirt silkscreened with the logo I WENT TO THAILAND AND ONLY GOT A STUPID WHORE. I liked ONION before this, but now they’re only worthy of the devil’s piss if they’re on fire. Like what’s wrong with whores and they are the most […]

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The Scream

March 9, 2016 – 7:38 pm

My 1st Thai wife or mia luang and I haven’t shared intimacy since before the birth of our daughter. Six years without a kiss or a gesture of affection. The whys are many and the state of abstinence is two-sided. Being Thailand I wandered from our bed to the arms of other women, finally settling […]

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Small Hands. Even Smaller Gloves.

March 7, 2016 – 11:25 pm

Donald Trump has defended Mario Cruz’ attack on his small hands by saying, “Look at those hands, are they small hands?” and then added that “if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee that.” That’s because to Trump’s small hands that ‘something else’ doesn’t feel small.

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