Donald Trump has achieved much during his campaign for the GOP’s choice as their presidential candidate.
The billionaire has won the hearts and minds of disenfranchised rightwing voters seeking a change from government as usual and his demagoguery has ignited the hopes for a return to American greatness.
His followers are rabidly devoted to their leader and have responded with violence to any opposition.
Nor are they upset by his wife’s near-nude appearance on the cover of GQ.
Or joking about having sex with his daughter.
Or that he has a small penis.
Mostly because his greatest rival has small hands.
Even his rival.