We Love Ike

The population of Iowa is a little over three million.

In 2012 less than 10% voted in the GOP caucus deadlocking creationist Rick Santorum with the eventual presidential candidate the Mormon Milt Romney. At this early point in the campaign the renegade billionaire Trump is # 1 in Iowa polls with 22% to the reactionary black ex-surgeon Ben Carter’s 14%. Trump’s 22% translates into 10,000 Iowans or 1/400th of the Republican vote for president and they like to think that they have a hand in electing a white man to the White House, except the victory only only leads to a presidential triumph 50% of the time.

Normally being bald or wearing a sweep-over would be the kiss for a politician’s ambition, however Donald Trump has a very good barber.

Certainly more skilled than Ron Paul’s toupee.

Jerry-Curled rat.

But no worries.

America hasn’t elected a bald man since Dwight Eisenhower, the last great Republican.

None of the candidates are even close to Ike.

A legend.

Forgotten, but not by me and other Americans.

We love Ike.

Is it against the law to elect dead presidents?

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