Today Rick Santorum announced his presidential candidacy along with New York’s governor from the last century What’s his name Pataki. During his governorship campaign I shouted at him to go back to suburbs. He must have heard me and won the election by a landslide, although I doubt whether Gov Pataki has the moral courage to shove a kielbasa down his throat like a 53rd Street Hustler on a rainy night, but it’s got to be done.
Michelle Bachmann met the challenge.
As had Rick Scoot of Texas.
A true sausage swallower.
The longer the thicker the better.
Anything beats kissing babies.