Monthly Archives: October 2013

Free Frank From Murmansk

In January 2012 Frank Hewetson and I raced in Hampstead Heath. 50 yards. The Greenpeace activist leader beat me by a foot. “Barely.” I crowed, since Frank was 42 to my 59. “But I spent the last two months in a Greenland prison.” He had been arrested by Danish police for storming onto an Arctic […]

Dearest Claudia Summer

Dearest Claudia Summer Issey Miyake’s Bodywork, 1983. Photographer: Marcus Leatherdale.

Fight Club Pussies

A couple of years ago Big Al told me about a bar in the Valley. “Where people like to fight. You wanna go?” Big Al and I had met in Pattaya. It was the Last Babylon on Earth. “Do I have to fight?” “No, you can watch, you pussy.” Big Al was 300 plus and […]

Rue St. Denis Ancien

Back in the 80s voluptuous valkyries lined Rue St. Denis to sell their bodies for sex. Their wardrobe favored tight leather sheaths and plastic dominatrix outfits. Most of the whores on the old Roman road were not young, few were beautiful, however their faithful clientele sought satisfaction in droves. After work at the Bains-Douches I […]

DoomsDay Not

Tomorrow is Day 2 of the Us government shutdown. Are you all cowards? Tomorrow tell your fucking bosses not to extract fed taxes from your pay. No government. No taxes. Drink more beer. FUCK THE GOP