Monthly Archives: June 2013

Hang-Over Cure #1

June 12, 2013 – 9:03 pm

This cure comes from the WORST CASE SCENARIO SURVIVAL CALENDER. 1.) Avoid pills before, during, or after drining to excess. They will fuck you up worst than the hang-over. 2.) Drink lots of fluids. OJ and Tomato Juice contain potassium which handles the wobbly feeling of a good night’s drunk. 3.) Vitamins. A B-12 shot […]

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Chinese Bacon

June 12, 2013 – 8:58 pm

Every Saturday morning I go to the Academy Diner in Fort Greene to enjoy a breakfast of bacon and eggs. Nothing cures a hangover faster than that plate, however the corporate heads of Smithfield Foods have threatened America’s ability to recover from a night of hard drinking by offering their company for sale to sate […]

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Gang Sign Fotos

June 10, 2013 – 6:58 am

For some reason white people of all ages have adopted black gang hand gestures and they aren’t scared or embarrassed about flashing these pseudo-Crip or -Blood messages in photos. Maybe I’m an old git, but to me they look ridiculous, then old school men think everything looks ridiculous. Showing my age is even worst, so […]

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Angels On The Head Of A Needle

June 9, 2013 – 5:46 pm

Gallnippers or mega mosquitoes have invaded Seminole County in Florida. According to entomologists at U Fla are about twenty times larger than the local mosquitoes and have a hall of a bite. Judging from the photo I can faithfully answer an ancient query which pesters medieval scholars. Thomas Aquinas wrote in Summa Theologica, “Can several […]

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Pole Dancing for $$$

June 9, 2013 – 3:48 pm

Whenever a sports commentators has compared hockey to ballet, I cringe in horror. Hockey is hockey and ballet is ballet. My opinion on pole-dancing is equally obdurate in that this dance genre deserves to be preformed in a bar before drunken fat men, although recent efforts to elevated the exotic dance into an art form […]

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