A secret organization in the USA government is in pursuit of an escaped mutant rabbit. They finally corral the beast in a suburban woods, but it’s impossible to catch him, because he’s so fast.
The intelligence organization sends out an offer of $10,000,000 bounty for its capture.
Within hours the CIA, FBI, and NYPD show up to help get the rabbit.
The CIA go first.
Two hours later the black squad emerges out of the woods empty-handed.
“We found the rabbit, but we had a team rendition him to Gitmo.” The CIA agent tell the G-Man. “Where’s our money.”
“No rabbit, no money.”The search leader is no fool and points to a group of men in black suits and white shirts. “FBI, you’re next.”
The FBI go into the woods. Two hours later their team exit from the woods.
“We got him but he’s in the witness protection program. Where’s our money?”
“Bullshit, you didn’t see any rabbit.” The lead agent sends them away and turns to the NYPD.
“Don’t worry, we’ll get your rabbit.” The NYPD sergeant leads his partner into the woods.
Two minutes later the trees shake from the ferocity of a fighting. The screams are horrifying and after ten minutes the NYPD drag a battered and bloodied bear out of the woods. The lead agent looks at the cops and asks, “What the fuck is this?”
The NYPD sergeant nudgess the brutalized bear, who says through broken teeth, “I’m a wabbit.”