Monthly Archives: October 2012

Beer As the Cure

October 13, 2012 – 10:00 am

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM Feet cold and wet CAUSE Glass Being held at incorrect angle. CORRECTIVE ACTION Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling SYMPTOM Feet warm and wet CAUSE Improper Bladder Contro CORRECTIVE ACTION Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training SYMPTOM Beer unusually pale and tasteless CAUSE […]

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PC Is Back In NYC

October 13, 2012 – 9:36 am

Last month the Edward Tyler Nahem Gallery on 57th Street brought back Richard Serrano’s controversial photo PISS CHRIST. The image of the cross bathed in the artist’s urine outraged Christians throughout the world. Twenty five years later the 1987 photo continues to act as a lighting rod for protest against the increasing secularization of the […]

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Pee On My Guitar

October 12, 2012 – 6:53 pm

My younger brother Padraic send this photo accompanied by the following report from April 2012. “Someone at Billboard Brasil magazine has had the genius-slash-insane-slash-disgusting idea to experiment with alternative ways to play the guitar. A working guitar and amp has been installed in a urinal in the men’s bathroom at Bar Aurora in Sao Paolo […]

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No I Wouldn’t MILA KUNIS

October 10, 2012 – 7:26 pm

This afternoon my co-workers and I delivered ten bronze planters to the penthouse apartment of a .0001% billionaire. The live-in super explained that the owner of the ultra-luxe duplex come to New York for football games played by his NFL team. Over forty workers were busy readying this palace for his weekend arrival. After Oskar […]

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You Bet I Would ANN HATHAWAY

October 10, 2012 – 5:27 pm

While I condemn waterboarding, I fully condone waterbedding.

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