Monthly Archives: July 2012

My Little Champoo

My little dog passed away three days ago. She was a good little thing. Everyone in Pattaya knew her name in the early 00s. None of them knew mine. I was the farang with “Champoo’. She was a good little dog.

Canine Menage a Trois

Canine love on my old soi in Pattaya. Arf Arf Arf.

The All Seeing Eye Of Pattaya

In 1960 my parents moved from Maine to Boston. My mother was a devout Catholic. My father was a convert. They had six children. Public school was banned by my mother and we attended Our Lady of the Foothills for our primary school education and the salvation of our young souls. Sister Mary Goretti was […]

The Endangered Money Shot

The term ‘money shot’ originally referred to an expensive FX scene like the car chase in BULLITT, however the XXX industry kidnapped the phrase to describe the moment of male ejaculation preferably on the female lead. Wikipedia reported that Stephen Ziplow’s The Film Maker’s Guide to Pornography (1977), stated, “There are those who believe that […]

Premmie Opps

Yesterday’s San Diego experienced a massive premature pyrotechnic premmie. Premmie is a porno term for a male lead’s miscalculated timing for the money shot otherwise known as rapid ejaculation, rapid climax, premature climax, or early ejaculation which occurs according to Masters and Johnson more than 50% of coitus between a man and a woman. Kinsey […]