Monthly Archives: June 2012

PEASANT LOVING INBRED SCUM

June 4, 2012 – 8:56 am
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Ban On Fatsos

June 3, 2012 – 7:36 pm

Last night I watched the late George Carlin take fat people to task for being obese. “I use the word “fat.” I use that word because that’s what people are: they’re fat. They’re not bulky; they’re not large, chunky, hefty or plump. And they’re not big-boned. Dinosaurs were big-boned. These people are not overweight: this […]

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Tough Talking For Drunks

June 3, 2012 – 6:04 pm

THINGS THAT ARE HARD TO PRONOUNCE WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate

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Cooking UK ala Nothing

June 3, 2012 – 5:44 pm

Obesity is spreading through the world from the USA, where over 35% of the adult population have been inflicted with Orson Wellesitis. The director of CITIZEN KANE weighed more than 350 pounds or 150 kilos at the time of his death. I once found a black cape with the label MADE FOR MSSR ORSON WELLES […]

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God Save the Queen and Her Fascist Regime

June 3, 2012 – 10:35 am

A NOTE FROM HER ROYAL HIGHNESS QEII In light of your repeated failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA therefore not be able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the […]

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