Monthly Archives: April 2012

Sick Buffalo Email

“Dear Xxxx I love you and I miss you too much. my friend bar say you old man look same same monkey but I know you hansum man I have problem I write you before that buffalo me sick Now it die Fall down and dead in middle rice field. Bad fortune when it fall […]

SICK BUFFALO FOR EVERYONE

Several years ago my future ex-wife’s brother-in-law received a phone call from his brother. Bok and his son were in the hospital. They had had a motorsai accident. My future ex-wife hung up the phone. “Neither of them are dead?” I asked in Thai “No.” This was good news. Bok and his son Beer were […]

URGE FOR GOING Joni MItchell

Bad Girl Joni

Last week The LA Times published an interview with Joni Mitchell in which the famed artist lambasted Bob Dylan as a plagiarist. “His name and voice are fake. Everything about Bob is a deception. We are like night and day, he and I.” Strong words from the singer. In the 60s Bob Dylan was our […]

No Vanilla Bottom For Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter, the infamous GOP pundit, weighs 95 pounds. The tough blonde right-winger takes insults without tears and slashes back without mercy. Her monologues are extremely politically incorrect and last January at the Buffalo Bar my friend Jamie Parker said, “I think she talks dirty in bed.” “She’s a Paris Hilton wannabe.” Ann Coulter is an agent provocateur […]