Monthly Archives: March 2012

PAINT IT BLACK / Animals

March 15, 2012 – 11:12 am
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Look At Whitey Ha Ha

March 14, 2012 – 10:07 am

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball. How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything. How Many […]

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White Tornado

March 14, 2012 – 9:55 am

White people think racist jokes are funny. They laugh about kinky hair and the color of people skin without ever looking in the mirror. If caucasians checked their DNA, they would be surprised to discover more than a little tar in their shed. Yesterday a white friend living in Saudi Arabia sent this email; Black […]

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Clyde’s Back

March 9, 2012 – 9:40 pm

Even when no one is home at AP’s brownstone, there are two cats. AP’s wife picked up two strays from the shelter; one for each of her children. Neither of them think of one of the cars as theirs. It might have to do with their dispositions. Clyde is the male. His fur is orange […]

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Orgasms of Sneezes

March 6, 2012 – 8:02 pm

Der Speyer by FX Messerschmidt. Franz Xavier Messerschmidt stunned the Baroque Age with his sculptureS of contorted facial expressions. The artist lost favor with the Viennese court and he retreated to Swabian Alps to complete the 64 studies while studying necromancy under the influence of the pagan prophet Hermes Trismegistus. My Art 101 professor at […]

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