Monthly Archives: November 2011

Crack-Smoking Anti-Christ

November 22, 2011 – 4:29 am

The ex-model from Paris has named Barack Obama as the Anti-Christ on a number of occasions, mostly every day and hourly if she is in the mood. Her prediction of the apocalypse is based on the teachings of a fundamentalist preacher from the Bible Belt. This snake-biting man of God found proof of the President […]

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Equal Airtime

November 21, 2011 – 5:19 pm

Poor child, probably never learned how to masturbate.

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Jim Jefferies: Religion and Pandas

November 21, 2011 – 2:54 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmbhzXs-EL8

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Running In Place

November 21, 2011 – 8:11 am

Mayor Bloomberg has not announced his candidacy for president, but his position as the in the top twenty wealthiest men in America has given him an outside shot as a third party option financed by his own money. In order to gain recognition in the rest of the country the illegally-eleected mayor has waged a […]

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Sleep Like A Baby

November 21, 2011 – 5:10 am

Last evening Madame l’Ambassador and I attended a concert by the saxist Joshua Redman, the son of Dewey Redman. We had spent the day touring Triers’ roman ruins and I was feeling a little frayed by the time we arrived at the Luxembourg Philharmonic. “I might fall asleep,” I warned the ambassador. It was a […]

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