Monthly Archives: July 2011

Modern Tref / BET ON CRAZY

The other day in the diamond exchange I spotted a young rotund Hassid eating potato chips. Manny, my boss, hates Raffa, since the two of us constantly discuss religious matters based on Talmudic laws. I called to him and asked, “What are you eating that tref for?” “Tref? Potato chips aren’t tref.” The 25 year-old […]

12/31/1969

I returned home from my July 4th vacation and turned on my iBook G4. It took a long time to boot up and announced that the date was in need of change. I clicked on ‘date and time’ to discover my computer had time-traveled back to the last day of 1969 in my absence. After […]

2011 USA Top 100

In the 1960s the AM radio on the 4th of July weekend was dominated by the traffic fatality reports and the local radio station playing the TOP 100 hits of all-time. The Beatles seem destined to reign suprme forever. Then Led Zeppelin knocked HEY JUDE from its throne. Eternal gratitude and death to the Beatles, […]

Golden Showers in Space

Somehow Shirley Bassey the singer of GOLDFINGER earned the reputation for loving golden showers. Supposedly drinking piss was good for her voice. NASA has lent this myth credence by installing a water-recycling system to cleanse the the astronauts’ urine for drinking another time. “We did blind taste tests of the water,” said NASA’s Bob Bagdigian, […]