Monthly Archives: July 2011

The Freedom To Feast

July 20, 2011 – 6:00 pm

The Constitution’s 1st Amendment guaranteed Americans the Freedom of Speech. Cellphones have liberated the country and people speak their minds in their cars, bathrooms, restaurants, bars, work, trains, parks, beaches ad infinitum. Most of what they say is nonsense and these inane conversation are stored by the NSA in a secret building nicknamed The Tower […]

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Burning Rubber

July 20, 2011 – 3:43 pm

“In the beginning…” are the first three words in Genesis. The words in modern times have been hijacked for a Byrds LP, a Genesis album, an episode of the sci-fi TV show BABYLON 5, and songs by the Moody Blues and Mötley Crüe. The Old Testament opening continues to say, “God created the heavens and […]

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Pattaya Bar Rules For Bar Girls

July 20, 2011 – 2:07 pm

The source for these rules are Anonymous, but so very very true. 1. Choose your farang depending to your needs. If you have money in your pocket, you can be picky, although that’s not very likely since you would be home sleeping, eating, or watching TV if your wallet was crammed with 100 baht notes. […]

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FALL FOR YOU LONG TIME

July 20, 2011 – 1:51 pm

Thais have an excuse for everything as seen in this tale from the Old Roue of Bangkok. Here’s a classic for the ages. My little pole dancer, Oy, was supposed to come see me tonite. But… “Cannot come tonight.” “Why not?” “I have accident.” “Bad?” “Very bad.” “What did you do?” “Hurt my leg.” “Motorbike?” […]

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How Hot Was It?

July 19, 2011 – 6:19 pm

“How hot was it?” Ed McMahon. “It was so hot, the musicians were snorting ice cubes.” Johnny Carson The master.

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