Monthly Archives: May 2011

Fat People in Small Cars

May 9, 2011 – 12:26 am

The reason fat people drive SUVs is that they look thinner in big cars.

By Peter | Posted in Driving, Health | Comments (0)

Gas Junkies Are Weeping

May 9, 2011 – 12:21 am

Gas prices hit $6 a gallon in Hawaii. On the mainland the gas stations are demanding $4 a gallon. 9% of the average person income is dedicated to the pump. Exxon and Shell and the other oil companies are reporting record profits. There is no oil shortage. The price fluctuates according to the whims of […]

By Peter | Posted in 2010s, Driving, economy, evil | Comments (0)

Secret Weapon

May 7, 2011 – 11:13 pm
By Peter | Posted in War | Comments (0)

The Surrender Army

May 7, 2011 – 11:11 pm

Back in the ever-distant last century the West confronted the Evil Empire of the USSR. Nuclear missiles were aimed at capitol cities, tanks were poised on the border, and armies ready armed for invasion. It was the time of the $4000 Pentagon Hammer and the $20,000 Air Force toilet. I proposed another secret weapon. The […]

By Peter | Posted in 80s, peace, War | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE John Lennon

May 7, 2011 – 11:00 pm

As much as I hate the Beatles, I do love John and on reflection Yoko was almost cute back in those days.

By Peter | Posted in 70s, music, peace | Tagged , | Comments (0)