Monthly Archives: May 2011

You Bet I Would # 8

Faye Dunaway achieved instant fame in 1967 for her portrayal of the 20s outlaw Bonnie Parker opposite Warren Beatty’s Clyde Barrow in Arthur Penn’s BONNIE AND CLYDE. The blonde actress from Florida was the antithesis of the all-American girl. A machine on a protruding hip said sex. She seemed to have appeared on the scene […]

Fat People Love More

“Every fat person says it’s not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can’t push away from the table.” – Jesse Ventura – ex-governor of Minnesota, WWF wrestler, Navy Seal, surfer, prospective American President.

Fuck KFC

Workers rights have suffered reversals around the world. Richie Boy responded to my request for a raise by saying that keeping my job at the diamond exchange was my raise. He thought the line was funny. I did not see the humor. The GOP are attempting to roll back the social advances of the FDR […]

Party Goat Boy

This week police in West Virginia came upon a man wearing lingerie as he stood over a dead pygmy pig. The 19 year-old fled the scene of the crime in a thong. They captured the fugitive in seconds. The end of party boy in the hollows. Police suspect that he was high on bath salts. […]

The Promises of an Exile

The hot season precedes the monsoons in Thailand. The oncoming cooler weather provides the opposing political parties a good time frame for strategies designed to renew the conflict between the deposed PM Thaksin and the ruling leader of elite or ‘khong chan suung’. The upper classes are fighting to retain their aristocratic privileges, while the […]