Monthly Archives: May 2011

Thai Fried Rat

“What did you eat for breakfast, fried rat?” Richie Boy asked his friend at Smith and Wollensky’s after he cut loose under the table. “It wasn’t me.” The guilty party protested without forgiveness. “He who smelled it dealt it.” Everyone at the table was over 50. The restaurant was elegant. Our waiter was treating us […]

Thanks But No Thanks

The American media has been slicing and dicing the Osama Bin Laden raid faster than a Benihana chef’s flashing steel knives. America’s joy over the murder of the purported mastermind of 9/11 has come under criticism by the foreign press assailing the operation’s coup de grace to an unarmed man. The hardcore GOP are demanding […]

You Bet I Would # 7

Even if it messes up my clothes.

Is It Really Him

This photo was not leaked from Wikipedia. A dead man tells no lies, but did the SEALs find the dialysis machine?