On January 17, 1998 Matt Drudge broke the news that President Clinton had asked Newsweek to kill a story about his affair with an intern. Her name was Monica Lewinsky. The Big Press ignored the scoop from an Internet free-lancers, however the story featuring President-pizza-intern-cigars-sex created its own audience.
“Mr. President, if there is a semen stain belonging to you on a dress of Ms Lewinsky’s, how would you explain that?”
No other president has been asked the same question for the simple reason that none of the recent White House residents have had sex while in office.
GW BUSH is too coked out to maintain an erection. His father kept his tete-a-tetes clandestine. Ronald Reagan allowed Nancy to have sex with Frank Sinatra, but the Great Communicator never got head from his 2nd wife. Jimmy Carter merely entertained impure thoughts and Gerald Ford’s wife suffered from a wasting disease. Richard Nixon only masturbated to nude photos of Jackie O and LBJ had his rendezvouses in Texas.
JFK had scores of women in the White House. He confided to British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan that he suffered migraines, if he went three days without sex. At state dinners the president would disappear with women into the recesses of the White House. His paramours included Angie Dickinson, Inga Arvad, a Danish journalist, the stripper, Blaze Starr, Pamela Turnure, Jackie’s press secretary; Mary Pinchot Meyer, Washington Post editor Ben Bradlee’s sister-in-law; two secretaries nicknamed Fiddle and Faddle, and mob moll Judith Campbell Exner. Marilyn Monroe was a beard for his conquests. JFK was too cool to get caught.
Despite being called America’s first black president, Bill Clinton was not so cool, however he survived the interrogation and impeachment proceedings to serve out his term, because he had committed no crime.
Examine the facts.
On Feb. 1995 a GOP-controlled Congress shut down the Federal government by balking at passing a spending bill. A storm storm further isolated the President in the White House. he ordered a pizza and a buxom 21 year-old intern delivered the pizza to the Oral Office.
As I said many time the worst thing that happened to America when there was no government was that the President got head and a pizza.
Clinton denied having sex with Monica.
The American public asked, “Isn’t oral sex ‘sex?”
“Not according to the President.”
Their presidential affair lasted 18 months, but you can sure that some women saw Hillary’s post-Iowa tears as residue from that awful period in her life. The pain. The betrayal. The humiliation.
“Let’s vote for the crying game.”
And American voter elected a President human enough to shed tears shed before the TV cameras.
Clinton is now a elder statesman for the USA. His betrayed wife is Secretary of State. The other women weaved into the sex scandal have not been so fortunate.
Paula Jones posed nude and lost a boxing match with Olympic skating terror Tonya Harding. Most of the $850,000 from that bout went to her lawyers.
Kathleen Willey had a sexual encounter with Clinton. A grope and the forced touch of an erect penis. The 61 year-old doesn’t talk about it, except whenever the media pays her, which is not every often these days. Clinton’s favorite Pizza Girl debunked Willey’s accusation by saying, “Willey’s tits were too small.”
Monica Lewinsky survived the maelstrom of Press abuse. The former intern graduated in December 2006 with a Masters in social psychology and has been studying at the London School of Economics. Hopefully she is faring well.
In a time of crisis she helped a president in need, following the words of the immortal JFK.
“Ask not what your country can give, but what you can give to your country.”