Monthly Archives: April 2011

May-December Romance Ban in Thailand

Another good April Fool’s joke from www.thaivisa.com to which the usual wankers responded like donkeys with the tails on fire. BANGKOK: — The Ministry of Interior are bringing a new proposal before the Cabinet prohibiting foreigners over the age of 50 from marrying Thai nationals. According to a Ministry spokesperson, statistics show that many older […]

Voodoo Economic Assholes

The Great Depression has faded from the American consciousness. The national economy expanded enormously over the last half-century. Most people have only known relative prosperity in their lifetime. Few living recall standing in lines for a soup kitchen. Big cars and fast food created a sense of comfort for the nation. Under GW Bush’s tutelage […]

The Hoax of Hypocrisy

Many years ago the BBC announced that the Vatican Library was publishing its collection of banned manuscripts and books online. “Fans of antique erotica, rejoice. The world’s largest collection of pornography is about to be published on the web. Just make sure you have a credit card handy. The Vatican Secret Archives announced yesterday plans […]

ZULU the movie

Barack Obama might displease the ‘birthers’ about his explanation about his place of birth, but the president has been very forecoming about his favorite movies which are listed on Facebook. CASABLANCA, GODFATHER I AND II, LAWRENCE OF ARABIA, and ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST. I am in complete accord with Mr. Obama on CASABLANCA. […]

Still Good To Be The King

The 1961 movie ZULU opens up with a pagan fertility dance in which naked girls dance before Zulu warriors. I saw the movie five times for that scene alone. I was 12. This tribal tradition flourishes to this day in Swaziland, where tens of thousands of bare-breasted virgins shake their booty in the annual Reed […]