Monthly Archives: February 2011

The Longevity of Women

February 9, 2011 – 8:58 pm

My late Uncle Carmine theorized that the longevity of women was due to the fact that men wait for women and every minute and hour stolen from a man was stored within a genetic code of a woman’s body. In America that advantage of life over death amounted to more than five years and I […]

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Sucker’s Bet

February 6, 2011 – 6:32 pm

My Patriots are not in the Super Bowl so I can’t bet for them. The Jets aren’t playing either so I can’t bet against them. Since I can’t support the Steelers or Packers, I’ve decided to bet for both teams to lose. Damn, it was hard finding a bookie to take that bet.

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Ms. Obama’s BBQ Fetish

February 4, 2011 – 4:44 pm

The South has been a GOP stronghold ever since the passage of the 1965 Civil Rights Act. President Obama broke their monopoly in the 2008 with victories in Virginia, North Carolina, and Florida. The Democrats seeking to broaden their appeal in Dixie appointed Charlotte, North Carolina to hold their 2012 convention. Their opponents guffawed at […]

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The Reign of Cold

February 4, 2011 – 2:22 pm

A vast number of Americans are beyond skepticism about Global Warming and this winter’s arctic weather has supported their claim that the Man’s actions has no effect of the climate. Their collective memory can’t recapture the drought in Russia or the long heatwave in the Midwest. Time only exists in the present and the present […]

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Colder Than A Witch’s Teat

February 4, 2011 – 9:01 am

Boston and New York survived the snowstorms of January. This month could be worse. Snow covers most of the USA. A frozen tundra, but humor still exists in the land of the ice and snow as exhibited in the weather chart emailed by my brother-in-law. In the end all we have is our humor. And […]

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