Brooklyn Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th candy bar a man on the bench opposite him said, “Son, you
know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your
teeth, and make you fat.”
Brooklyn Tony replied, “You know, my grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
Brooklyn Tony answered, “No, he minded his own fucking business.”