Monthly Archives: January 2011

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SUCKS

In 1990 a radio station in St. Petersburg decided to play STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN for 24 hours to kick-off their all-Zeppelin format. A New Mexico station repeated the feat in 1991. For the longest time STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN was the #1 rock song of all time an scored #3 as recently as 2000 in the […]

You Bet I Would # 3

Don’t need a time machine for this blonde. Only a diamond necklace. I’m sure that she would warm to that gift.

You Bet I Would # 2

ornella muti, italian actress where is that time machine to take me back to the moment of this photo? only in my head.

NAKED RUN by Peter Nolan Smith

Most men brag about their sexual exploits. Both real and imagined. My boss Manny has no patience for macho bravado. He is a ladies man even at the age of 80, but he’s also very quick to cut anyone’s claim to Casanova status by pointing a finger in my direction. “No one in this diamond […]

SMOKE ON THE WATER / Heavy Metal Accordion