“It’s a good thing I’m not president because I would prosecute every person that was involved in that torture. I would prosecute the people that did it. I would prosecute the people that ordered it. Because torture is against the law. … Waterboarding is drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you — I’ll put it to you this way, you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders. … If it’s done wrong, you certainly could drown. You could swallow your tongue. It could do a whole bunch of stuff to you. If it’s done wrong or — it’s torture, Larry. It’s torture.”
Jesse Ventura – pro wrestler/UDT Navy diver/ex-Governor of Minnesota
He’s no Chuck Norris.
Jesse for President 2012