Monthly Archives: August 2010

The Velvet Underground – Rock and Roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2duFNff_ArY

Penis Envy

Nick Hornby explained in his book HIGH FIDELITY that the adult men do not engage in foreplay with women, because teenage girls tell young boys not to touch their breasts or dream of going for 3rd base. His 1970s were not the 2010s. More and more often men skip manual foreplay for sex toy activity […]

Assicons

Assicons From Big Al in Pattaya ie Big Als Taco Stand We all know those cute little computer symbols called emoticons, where: 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by 🙂 🙁 Well, how about some ASSICONS? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a […]

Rolling Up the Sidewalks

Ive been predicting the end of cars for years. My father debunks my soothsaying with the comment. You dont know what youre talking about. Theyll always be cars. In the 1930s his father drove to his patients in a sled. Only in the winter. The above picture shows the alternative to a world spanned by […]

Funny Money

Passing Paper Back in the late 80s my friend, Rocco, was a narcotic detective for the NYPD. The 27 year-old Brooklyn native raided crack houses and dealers apartments. He was the first man through the door. A shotgun was his calling card. Once the battering ram smashed down the door, Rocco dropped to his knee […]