John Holmes hailed as the white hope for XXX fans throughout the 70s. His heroic hammer was a matter of pride for the Caucasian males suffering the pangs of Black Panther penis envy. He was our Ali. 12 inches of white thunder and I always wanted one day to unzip my zipper and have a woman say, “Not with that, you don’t.”
I even contemplated a penis transplant.
Donkey to man.
Only for one day.
Just to hear the scream of disbelief, however judging from the number of spam emails offering penis enlargement, it seems like the age of smallitis has come to an end. Every porno site reveals bigger and bigger male members. Impossibly big. Scary big. ET Big.
So I’ve decided to stay with my natural self.
It’s been with me for years multi-tasking according to my needs.
Maybe in the next life I’ll be bequeathed with a monster.
Actually the biggest penis I ever saw on a white man was Terri Toye, but she was a transvestite, so I guess she really doesn’t count.