Nick Hornby explained in his book HIGH FIDELITY that the adult men do not engage in foreplay with women, because teenage girls tell young boys not to touch their breasts or dream of going for 3rd base. His 1970s were not the 2010s. More and more often men skip manual foreplay for sex toy activity since their libidos have been blunted by decades of porno.
A female friend in Palm Beach told of a blind date on which the man said, “I use dildos for the first sex.”
She threw him out of her car.
There was no telling what he might dream up for the second encounter.
The girls at Pattaya’s Welkom Inn are more willing to satisfy every man’s dream with dildo foreplay in their backrooms, but not every bargirl is so accommodating as an Italian tourist found out, when he tried to force a religious wooden penis into a girl’s mouth at a Pattaya hotel. She was outraged and called the police who arrested the naive Italian for sacrilege.
The Thais call these penis amulets ‘palad khik’ or honorable surrogate penis and they are not sexual tools, but are worn by Thai men on a string around their hips to avoid any danger to their penises.
The Italian was not interested in these spiritual purposes and he resisted arrest until a copper coldcocked him with a sap. The bemused police jailed the KOed heretic in the Soi 9 cells for assault with a religious object. He was released in the morning after a promise to behave.
His ‘palad khik’ was confiscated for purification.
He was left to clean himself.
Let’s hope that he washed his hands.