Monthly Archives: July 2010

Osama Still At Large

Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance at the World Cup was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years. An English friend sent this […]

The Eternal Struggle

“Women are always right and they are never more right then when they are wrong and you try to convince of this.” – Pascha Ray Yesterday I visited my friend Richard Sw in Brighton Beach. His Ukrainian wife had given birth to a baby girl. I brought her a gift. She couldn’t have been more […]

Jomtien Beach Review 2010

My friend, Alan Platt aka the Old Roue, visited Jomtien Beach 20 years ago for seaside romance with a bargirl from Walking Street. “It was sunrise. The sea was gin-clear and little fish were jumping from the water. It was magic.” Making love at dawn in the sea is erotic poetry in motion, but the […]

Brian Jones RIP Long Time

Ex-Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones was found floating at the bottom of his pool 31 year ago. The coroner declared him dead and the cause of death was listed as ‘misadventure’. Jones’ Swedish girlfriend claimed that the guitarist had been killed by a house builder. The witnesses backing this claim have refused to give their […]

CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES

Fewsongs are better than CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES by the Dead Kennedys. California punk. Nothing better than them. To hear CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES go to the following URL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk&feature=related Mosh out!